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Question:

hi birb. how Approache birb so do not scare?

Asked By: Anonymous

Answer:

importantbirds:

SLOW, with a food.

Good advice, generally.

fatearthsociety:

The UFOs are coming. Prepare yourselves for a bunch of shit in the sky that you can’t identify.

I apologize. We have contacted an ornithologist. The objects have been identified. They are geese. Canadian geese. They are big rude birds.

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audible-smiles:

the three television programs people over 40 watch:

-sexy doctor strides down a corridor looking concerned

-sad lawyers

-detective cops: the murder police

I really like detective cops: the murder police! But the spin off, murder cops: the detective police, is even better.

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